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Comment by Alice on November 22, 2009 at 9:55pm

I got one for ya'll. :3

A blonde mage human was speeding with her mount on the roads in Elwynn forest when a blonde female paladin cop pulls her over. the mage says : "what is the problem ma'am?"
Cop: "You were speeding, it's only allowed to drive at 200% max here, you were going 250%. I'll be needing your driver license." The mage starts searching her purse looking very confused. After a while the cop says: "it's something small with your picture on it." the blonde mage as stupid as she is pulls out her make-up mirror, "her you go ma-am" The cop looks at it and says: "oh, i'm sorry, I didn't know you were a cop also, proceed." ^_^

Comment by Ron Sewell on November 18, 2009 at 9:04am

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"

Comment by Kat on October 20, 2009 at 10:05pm

or what about the dyslexic satanist that sold his soul to santa.

Comment by Kat on October 20, 2009 at 10:05pm

an old man walks out to of a building to see an officer writing a ticket. the old man says what did i do? Why am i getting a ticket? c'mon im an old man give me a break. then the officer stopped and started to write another ticket. the old man protested again. the officer started to write again another ticket. then the old man started calling the officer names. this went back and forth for 5 minutes, the windshield of the car was full of tickets all over. finally the bus came up, the old man stepped on the bus and rode off.

Comment by Vincent D on October 12, 2009 at 1:15pm

ok no jokes then mmmm... heres another one......

An accountant was having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't sleep at night."

"Have you tried counting sheep?"

"That's the problem! I make a mistake and spend 3 hours trying to find it."

Comment by Vincent D on October 7, 2009 at 9:17am

cheers ron, no theres no button so if people could just post their jokes in the box above and click add comment then it will appear here. thank you

Comment by Ron Sewell on October 7, 2009 at 1:33am

Hi Vincent,

You don't seem to have a button to say "Send Joke" or similar.

Anyway, here's the one I promised earlier.

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac, atheist?"

.......

"He couldn't get to sleep at night, for wondering if there was a dog"

Best Wishes,

Ron