A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they…
Hi Vincent,
You don't seem to have a button to say "Send Joke" or similar.
Anyway, here's the one I promised earlier.
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac, atheist?"
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"He couldn't get to sleep at night, for wondering if there was…
Hi
In the aim of making this site a little more light-hearted, I figured we could start a Joke of the day section. Here is one for starters:
Please post yours on the site, keep them as clean as there is no age restriction on this site.
Hi Alyce,
well here I am again, just before 4 am EST and nobody on line, as is normally the case.
I am chatting with friends by email. It seems to be the preferred way.
ron.sewell@diamond-waters.com
Best Wishes,
Ron.
Hi Alice, Interestingly, as other members have commented, I'm away frequently in the night time hours and there is rarely anyone on line to talk to.
I guess the group has to build to a certain size to increase the odds of having someone else on at…
the goal get 100 members on insomnia chat and hopefully there will always be someone awake when you are (time zones and that)...100 members around the world before the end of 2009
Hi everybody, I'm Ron, an Englishman living on Bonaire. I'm awake a lot during night time hours and always looking for people to talk to when I'm away.
hi ron hope all is going getting some rest i not just keep going the streets of nyc are always available. but i don't mind got a lot on my plate. kids and all . trying with all my migh to get the hell out of this country. it's not that i don;t love usa ido but it time. just doing the new york thing in the summmer it never stops i just have to stay here until my son has his baby daughter in oct. thats big for me first grandchild. but not a good situation with the mother. so lawyers and the courts are involved. my kids come first in my life i just don't go and run from problems i try and help and have everybody happy. let me know whats up with you and you beauiful beaches. be happy love life on keep on truckin
will have to see if we can get on at the same time as i too find there is noone to talk to when i am woundering around the house at silly oclock in the night lol....at the moment im lucky if im in bed befor 7am and normaly back up around 1pm will talk soon xxxxxx
hi ron how's everything i've been busy with a project tapproject.org. i'm trying to raise money in my church and start a big compain to people to realize that there are people around the world without clean drinking water, and it 's all with unicef i 'm trying to raise money but the pastor and bishop has to approve this before i can acually get the neighborhood involved new yorkers they are so scared that its a scam. talk to you soon and no ireland or sweden my son is expecting a baby girl in oct. so there goes that.
Hey there Ron,
I was just checking out the site but found not many people on. If you are a regular, I wouldn't mind chatting. What do you do in Bonaire?
ron i am usually on line about 1;00 EASTERN US TIME. JUST E-MAIL ME AND LET ME KNOW THE DAY AND TIME YOU ARE LOOKING TO CHAT AND I'LL TRY TO GET ON AND GIVE IT A GO AND SEE IF WE Can chat. e'mail callhess@hotmail.com